benefits of smoking

here are some of the benefits of smoking

  • helps me look cool
  • cigarette in same hand as drink helps keep drink from spilling
  • goes great with booze
  • helps me ┬ásurvive listening to inane people
  • excuse for getting up and leaving
  • something to do when I stand on the porch
  • something to do in between tasks
  • good tool for making visual emphasis
  • did I mention makes me look cool?
  • easier than quitting
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